Angie: Sam and I would survive a natural disaster. Are you kidding? We’d jump in a kayak and Pocahontas the shit out of this.
I’m a hard 7. Both in shoe size and in life. -Caitlin M
Get your goddamn redneck towel off my Northface jacket! – Sarah Z
That was way too much Ja Rule for one asthmatic. – David M
Bre: Are you okay?
Beau: Yeah it’s just my hemmeroids.
Bre: Oh I thought it was your vagina.
Well, my labia has been out before. -Alisa T