That was way too much Ja Rule for one asthmatic. – David M
Bre: Are you okay?
Beau: Yeah it’s just my hemmeroids.
Bre: Oh I thought it was your vagina.
Well, my labia has been out before. -Alisa T
All I want is you in my body. – David Facetiming with Corey W
David: I can’t believe you kiss me with all the snot in my face.
Chelsy: If I knew it would make you feel better I’d stick my tongue right up in your nostril.
David: … the grossest part of that is that I really think you mean it.